just when I thought things were getting boring, normal. Today happened. now time for a flashback.
Ext. Sundance - Day
three children roaming around the the grounds. on a school trip. two of them male, the other female.
you guys just make everything so awkward
that's our job.
yeah, we do it to everyone. for example: me telling
Marny I'd kiss her if she knocked down all those bowling pins.
I don't think you would have actually done it.
she didn't knock down the pins or I would have.
I knocked down all the pins, you didn't give me a kiss
yeah, but you didn't have a split. you have to do something
ridiculous for a kiss.
Ext. Timp Lodge - Day
the children have all hiked up to Timp Lodge for lack of something better to do. along the way they pretend it is an epic mountain climb. the men barely survive.
was that epic enough?
I don't know what do you think man
It probably was.
I bet you won't kiss me.
oh? well then I had better prove you wrong.
the two move in for the kill. lips touch. que romantic music. Morgan is shocked by the kiss. he can tell she has wanted to do this for some time. The kiss turns into an intense makeout session. suddenly a nude hobo walks out of the forest.
see, my life is a movie. or was it just a dream? reflecting back on it, I can't be certain. But Wait. there is photographic evidence?! Hmm. I think I may just have a girlfriend now.