Wednesday, April 27, 2011

A New Twist to the Story

this morning I woke up, neck still in pain. went to physical therapy. got me neck electorcuted, stretched, massaged and iced. afterwards I went to school. It was a good day at school. My mom shows up and decides we ought to give the Doc a holler. so I rushed out of play practice as soon as I could. The Doc poked prodded and tickled me. finally he came to the conclusion that I needed to go to the hospital immediately. Then I was taken to the hospital, poked prodded and tickled again. now I am sitting here in a room connected to all kinds of machines. machines which I can't even begin to pronounce the name of. they say it is looking pretty good right now. AkA I will most likely live. how long I will be here is unsure. but let me tell you, I'm going to prom. Even if I have to break out of this place. I'd just like to let you all know I Love you. Thanks for all you've done.
okay, so that hospital bit is all a bunch of bs. but I had you going didn't I? everything else is true though. here's how the real story goes I went to the doctor, he poked prodded and tickled me. decided I was in way too good of a mood to be dying of a horrible illness. But this is where it gets good: he gave me a neck brace and said "now sonny, you must wear this at all times except when showering until you have recovered". I started laughing when he put it on. "This is great! I get to wear a neck brace!" I thought. the Doc gave me a prescription for some magic muscle relaxing pills. Then he sent us to go get some x-rays at the hospital. so I may not be dying of an illness, but I probably have radiation poisoning now. This short old guy with a weird hobble came out and told us to follow him. He led us around the halls of the Hospital whilst all the while I was picturing myself in some sort of horror movie. finally we stopped and he opened the door to a small dark room. I thought "This is it! This is where he kills us for sure!" Nope, not that awesome. I had to get like 6 x-rays, one which they shot through my mouth. After that we had to go sit in a closet like room with a few chairs and a phone on the table in the corner. "When that phone rings, pick it up" said the hobbly man. Hmmm now we are in a hostage situation, waiting for the kidnappers to call and give us the location to drop the ransom. the phone never rang. we were sent home. Now I'm just sitting here laughing about how stupid I look in a neck brace. Guess I've been a drama whore for nothing.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

On my Death Bed Gasping for air.

so today my neck randomly began hurting during first period. I don't know why. Didn't do anything out of the ordinary to it. But it began to hurt like crazy. I couldn't move it in any direction without a stab of pain shooting into my brain. felt like my brain would explode! I also felt really ill. didn't vomit, but wanted to a few times. as the day went on, it got a little better. My good man Dallas massaged it multiple times. Unfortunately for me, pain pills don't seem to ever have any affect. however, I luckily have a high tolerance to pain. later in the day, I took 4 horse tranquilizers to ease the pain. How I'm not dead...who knows! but let me tell ya, it did nothing to cure the pain. Later I arrived home and told my parents about it. bout 30 minutes later my mom comes down and starts asking me all these strange questions. One of her friends from highschool had a little boy that came home one day, he was feeling sick and his neck hurt really bad. two days later he died. I turned and said to my mom "guess I'd better start writing my Will then". She probably didn't find that too humorous. Meningococcal Meningitis. that's what they call it. here's you a nice little link

it was sure entertaining having people rub sexy healing oils all over my neck and back though
I've decided it's a fairly cool way to die. I mean one day you are fine and the next you just drop dead. but now the question is: do I do homework? or not? cause I sure don't want to waste the rest of my life doing homework. but if I don't happen to die, I sure don't want to fail my classes. Truth be told, I'm kind of excited about all this. Maybe I've been spending far too much time around Genevieve (she is always excited about horrible things like this). Which brings me to another thing. Dying right now would kind of suck. can we at least hold off til after Prom? cause I'm super excited about that. Death has never really scared me and it's sure not starting to now. despite all this craziness and pain, I've remained in a super cheery state all day. I mean I was wearing dress clothes and everything (I only do that when I am in a super super good mood). If by chance I do die, make sure to honor my funeral requests which are mentioned somewhere previously in this blog. so if I don't show up for school, I'm either at the hospital, at a doctors, stuck in bed cause I can't move to get out, or simply dead. remember me if I pass on. Guess I had better start writing my will in case.

Love, Morgan

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Too Much Work and Trickery

Whoever said having short hair is easier than long was quite a fool. You still need to wash short hair. depending on the length, you will most likely have to comb it anyways. but worst of all, You always have to trim it, and keep getting haircuts or it starts to look "Bad". Long Hair, all you really have to do is Wash it, brush it, and let it grow (of course an occasional trim is required, but not as often). also having long hair, keeps you head and ears much warmer. Sunburns. Never once did I have a sunburn on me neck in the good ol' days. But I have one now. You're hair seems to want to grow. so why do we stop it? Here's a little inside story for ya: my sideburns grow faster than any other hair on my body, so unless I wanted to shave them about twice a day, I will continue to have them. Luckily, I really like those guys. They are excellent entertainment. We have great chats all the time. They're always keeping me in line too. 

moral of the story is: we've been fooled!

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Behind The Mask

Behind the mask there lies true beauty
why do you cover it up?
what do you have to hide?
let the world see your true Identity

Don't fall in with the others
Be Bold.
elegance comes naturally

deep down you know this is true
yet day after day, you wake to put on another mask

Do Not be afraid,
Be yourself
we will love you more for who you are.
Not who you pretend to be

Splendor can not be synthesized .
Take off the mask
leave it behind
now is the time to shine

For Behind the mask, there lies true Beauty

A New Park?

If I were Wealthy, I would totally buy up like an apartment complex in the middle of a town, knock it down and build a park. Cause why not? plus it would be awesome. It would be a park of many trees and flowers. a park where people would want to go to meditate and write poetry. A park of relaxation from the bustling city around it. That would be lovely. I hope I do that someday

Thursday, April 7, 2011

The Interesting Facts of Me (aka the ultimate stalker's guide)

I'm bored of writing about my life, all it's joys and problems. (even though that is what this blog was created for) It's time to have some fun, spice things up a bit. So here are some random facts about who I am/ what I've done. And why not make them all different colors? or Colours if you prefer.

I have Lived in the same house my whole life.

I can't stand being late to events/places

the Grateful Dead and John Lennon were often played to me in the womb

occasionally I have super crazy hyper spaz attacks (very few people have actually witnessed one)

gotten frostbite multiple times

Broke my right Collar bone, right Ankle and Skull all in one year

I'm super open about my life. No question is to personal to ask me, so feel free

Situations no matter how odd they are, are almost never awkward for me.

Music. I am always listening to music. If I'm at home, there is music on. (with the exceptions of when I'm reading a book, watching a movie or asleep)

In 6th grade, I decided it would be a good idea to read Ever Shakespeare play, the way they were originally written (not condensed to simplified in any manner). And guess what, I did it. My Grandpa gave me $100 for it too.

I love the mountains.

No matter how difficult life gets, I can't help but finding something to laugh about in the situation.

Super chill all the time. It is quite hard to make me mad

Truth be told, I don't care what people think of me whatsoever.

There Isn't a single person I consider to be my enemy.

At one point, I had every word to every Beatles song memorized

I have a secret man crush on Tom Waits

Far too much time have I spent thinking/worrying about the future

how do I come up with such crazy outfits to wear? well simply I wake up, go to the closet and say "I'm going to wear this this, oh and that too.

I hate St. George as well as Las  Vegas and am not a big fan of California

secretly, I am an Eco terrorist...or am I?

No Idea what I wish to do for a career

yes Sir, Ma'am, I am a Mormon. not that great of one, but that's me.

I have no personal space issues whatsoever

the majority of my friends are usually females.

Allergic to Cats, and Kiwi

Once upon a time, I could speak French

I never went through one of those voice cracking phases. just woke up one morning and was like Heeeey

Patience is something I have a lot of...Unless I'm going to be late for something

I cry nearly every time I listen to the song "Box of Rain" by the Grateful Dead

Haven't watched TV in over 3 years. none at all. only an occasional  movie on Netflix.

First Born Child with seven to follow me.

Some of my favorite books include:  "As I lay Dying" - William Faulkner, "The Monkey Wrench Gang" - Edward Abbey, "On The Road" - Jack Kerouac, "1984" - George Orwell, "The Hobbit" - J.R.R. Tolkien, "Crime and Punishment" - Fyodor Dostoevsky, "To Kill a Mockingbird" - Harper Lee, "Catcher In the Rye" - J.D. Salinger, and of course any Kurt Vonnegut book. also many more that I'm too lazy to write right now.

I enjoy looking at people driving past, thinking about where they are going, and what their life is like.

I played Competition Soccer for about 2 years.

Yes I am still a virgin. plan to keep it that way til marriage too. due to personal beliefs, not religious.

those are some of the random facts I can think of right now. I'm sure as soon as I publish this post, I'll think of 5 more good ones to put on the list.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I'm not going back!

no! I won't go back. no more of the dark abyss for me. I've crawled out of the hole and that's where I'm going to stay! no depression aloud. I won't have it. being depressed and sad all the time is stupid. fortunately I have an instant cure for deperession

that song always puts me in a good mood. who needs pills when you've got the Grateful Dead? let me tell ya, I sure don't. I can make it through anything. I know I can. Done it before and I'll do it again.
that's me...depression free!

Sunday, April 3, 2011


I find it odd that humans are in a sense addicted to the sun. the winters make us all depressed cause there is no sun. Personally I love the winter, yet I still get depressed. All of a sudden spring comes around and everyone one is like "Look at me I'm a lizard basking in the sun". then the whole thing where everyone starts falling in love in the spring happens. now that really is weird! Human mating season. At least from what I've observed that's when tons of people start hooking up. I'm curious as to why that happens. Everyone loves the summer. but aside from not having to go to school, I don't very much enjoy it. one word: Bloody Hot! oh wait that's two. can't stand the heat, also the allergy police begin raids on my sinuses.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

What a Way to Start the Month

April First. quite a day in itself. however, I haven't been the victim of any pranks. (with my luck I'll end up running into all the traps tomorrow). No crazy pranks were really played today and by today I mean yesterday cause I'm doin some midnight blogging. also I'm now single. Mercedes and I had a chat today and talked things over. We realized many things. such as neither of us were really ready for a relationship (specifically me) since we have both recently gotten over people we have liked for a long time. Ol' Shakespeare would be proud of such a tale. So we went our ways. Essentially a mutual agreement. no heartbreak. Then it was off to Dr. Squatch's mountain abode for some music making. partied it up with other wilderness friends there such as: Jess, Tess, Genny, and Ethan.  Ethan finally got his trombone. We wrote a new song and performed at Cabaret. I thought it went pretty nicely. Apparently I don't get stage fright? Also Dallas and I busted out the Girlfriend song. unfortunately we only have like 2 lines for the song. no lyrics have been officially written. so we turned it over to Monson which in turn made the song end up being like 5 + minutes long. not sure how I feel about that, but I'm sure all the ladies loved my sexy bass dancing. It was a really good Cabaret. then Dallas, Ethan and I ran to Days Market on the way home. there were tons of highschool kids in the parking lot like yelling at us about something, so I figured the best thing to do in such a situation was Flash them. And Let me tell you, they loved it. I drove home and for some reason the dash lights in me car weren't working so that was a bit freaky. Ethan and I had a lovely discussion on the way to his house and now here I am. reflecting on this wonderous day. I have a feeling this is going to be a great month!