Happiness Is A Warm Gun

So I just wrote a whole blog post and decided to delete it. It had nothing to do with the title though. but neither does this one. It's just a good song. I've been doing some thinking lately. Imagine that. But don't imagine it too vividly. Anyways, I've been thinking about maybe reading some stories. and recording them. You know, storytime with Morgan or something like that. But I don't know, what do you think about it?

Also, sometimes I'm just a stupid idiot! I should just stop saying anything. Never talk. These days I feel like I can never seem to do anything right. And let me tell you, It sucks! Thinking about the last month, I feel like I've been kind of a jerk. I hope I haven't been, but nonetheless, I'm sorry.

All of the confusion (all of it)

Girls. Man why do they have to be so confusing?! It really doesn't help that I'm also not all that great at picking up on romantic cues. Yeah you pretty much just have to come out and tell it straight to my face. Cause I'm that bad...though maybe getting better? probably not. Ughh, I also have this other problem from time to time where I, for some reason, can't seem to flirt with whatever girl I'm interested in. And somehow the girls I'm not interested in think I'm flirting with them. Pretty much the worst thing ever? YES! It's really maddening. I just don't even know what to do. Girls, they're so confusing!

Also, somewhat related. Cashiers. They are always flirting with me. I don't understand it! I've been conducting a scientific experiment lately. Observing how they act with other costumers, then seeing how they interact with me. Yeah, They don't just flirt with everyone. I mean, it doesn't happen every time I go to a store, but it happens a lot more than I feel like it should. I've even been hit on by Male cashiers. It's true, just ask Jairen.