Saturday, March 5, 2011

knock knock knockin on my front door

this is my confession about how much I hare answering the door. and I really really don't like it. can't stand door to door sales people.  answering the door could very well get you killed. I mean you never know if its going to be a serial killer. Even if its someone I know, I still don't like answering the door.  Even if its someone I invited over and am expecting, I don't like answering the door!  Solutions: having a large fence around my house. no one can get in without me unlocking the gate. 2. live in a super rural area, where no one would ever come visit. 3. live in a house with no exterior doors. I could just crawl through a window or maybe just have them build me into the house (but then I probably wouldn't be able to leave). 4. just not live in a house at all. any of those would work. but at the same time, it contradicts my plan of answering the door in ridiculously strange costumes and scaring the visitor off.
hmmm what to do

4 comments:

  1. 5. live with someone who will answer the door for you..

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  2. yeah, I realized that after I wrote this. but whatever

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  3. 6. Have a house with doorways and no doors

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  4. now you're just gettin crazy!

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