guess i'll have a party by myself now
well i'm just sitting here having a party by myself
listening to the Beatles
blowing up 30+ balloons and writing different chinese characters on them just for the heck of it
and getting cancer from my ceiling light
while wearing an ugly turtle neck sweater
but wait! who is that strange man peering through my window?
ahh! now he's licking the glass
he's beckoning at me to come outside
NO! I won't do it! I won't go outside
the man is bald and frightening! with a giant scar on his head.
I've never known fear like this
wait a minute! thats not a window! its a mirror!